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davejadecollab) wrote2012-08-04 11:45 pm
davejadecollab) wrote2012-08-04 11:45 pm
Certainty
Your computer lets out a soft ping, signalling an incoming message. The text on the screen flashes red, and you click the window with a slight smile.
TG: sup
GG: sup with you!! :P
TG: so
TG: about the other day
The day in question was Friday, two days ago. You had been hanging out in the woods behind your house -- though to be fair, behind your house was a bit generous. You’d run through the forest long enough to leave you gasping for breath, the crisp wet air revitalizing your spirits. It almost felt like running through the forest back home, but the air wasn’t the same heaviness, the chill left your cheeks ruddy and burning, and the trees were too blue.
Your grin was insufferable by the time you stopped, and you were too happy to be too careful. Then, you saw him.
He stuck out amongst the trees, his red hoodie a stark contrast to the green-blue around him. He had those dumb shades on, as always, and his expensive camera in hand, and his doofy hair caught the light in ways that made it seem like he was almost sparkling. In fact, all of him seemed to be sparkling. It was slightly mesmerizing.
But you were in no way mesmerized!! Wow, how dumb would that be. But even as you denied this to yourself, he turned and caught sight of you. The motion made a million more sparkles appear on his skin. He looked like that styrofoam snowman you saw at the mall the other day. The thought made you giggle.
It took a second for him to realize the fact that you two were staring at each other. When he did, though, his face contorted into an expression of panic, and before you could get a chance to call out to him, he ran away almost quicker than you could process.
GG: about that other day
TG: yeah it would be cool if you could just
TG: forget that ever happened
GG: dave its ok!!!
TG: what
You smile at the screen. Dave is just so silly.
GG: i know what you are
TG: you do
GG: of course i do!! its really obvious actually
TG: well
TG: well ok then say it
Associating only with his family at school, talking about underground bands, and taking photos of nature in secret. How could anyone come to any other possible conclusion?
You say it. Out loud.
GG: ok i did
TG: did you just say it out loud
GG: yes
TG: wow
TG: say it in the chat
GG: ok
GG: ...
GG: .....
GG: ........
TG: wow really
GG: ....................
TG: ok
GG: ...................................
TG: ok thats enough
GG: ...........................................
TG: dramatic pause ok i get it
GG: ................................................!!
TG: oh my god
GG: hipster
TG: finally thank
TG: wait what
TG: no
TG: what
GG: what!!
TG: you were supposed to say vampire
GG: what, you totally are a hipster!!
GG: oh
GG: ...well im still right arent i? :P
TG: no
GG: and if we are still talking about saying things you are
GG: i guess i should say huge dork!!
TG: wow are you serious
TG: im not a dork
TG: im cool
TG: legitimately cool both metaphorically and literally
TG: skin of the undead and all
GG: doooooooork
TG: i am not a dork
GG: fine
GG: let us say that you are not a dork
TG: which im not
GG: and that you are actually cool
TG: which i am
GG: is that why you wear those dumb shades?
TG: rude
GG: :P
GG: or do you wear them so you can hide your vampire eyes??
TG: whoa ok hold up
TG: i wear these shades because theyre cool
TG: in an ironic way of course
GG: of course
TG: if i didnt want anybody to see these lustrous orbs id wear contacts like my sisters
GG: did you just call your eyes lustrous orbs
TG: my life is literally one of your lame fan fictions
TG: why wouldnt i call them lustrous orbs
TG: dont be jealous of my kawaii anime eyes
TG: you know you want these kawaiiyes
You throw your head back and laugh. About three things you are absolutely positive. First, Dave is a vampire. Second, there is a part of him -- and you don’t know how potent that part might be -- that thirsts for your blood.
(Well, you’re assuming, since he hasn’t said anything like that, but he is a vampire, after all. Apparently.)
And third, that he is unconditionally and irrevocably a giant huge dork.
TG: dont pitch a fit harley you dont have to be envious
TG: your eyes are pretty dope too
Also, you might just love him.
<3
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TG: sup
GG: sup with you!! :P
TG: so
TG: about the other day
The day in question was Friday, two days ago. You had been hanging out in the woods behind your house -- though to be fair, behind your house was a bit generous. You’d run through the forest long enough to leave you gasping for breath, the crisp wet air revitalizing your spirits. It almost felt like running through the forest back home, but the air wasn’t the same heaviness, the chill left your cheeks ruddy and burning, and the trees were too blue.
Your grin was insufferable by the time you stopped, and you were too happy to be too careful. Then, you saw him.
He stuck out amongst the trees, his red hoodie a stark contrast to the green-blue around him. He had those dumb shades on, as always, and his expensive camera in hand, and his doofy hair caught the light in ways that made it seem like he was almost sparkling. In fact, all of him seemed to be sparkling. It was slightly mesmerizing.
But you were in no way mesmerized!! Wow, how dumb would that be. But even as you denied this to yourself, he turned and caught sight of you. The motion made a million more sparkles appear on his skin. He looked like that styrofoam snowman you saw at the mall the other day. The thought made you giggle.
It took a second for him to realize the fact that you two were staring at each other. When he did, though, his face contorted into an expression of panic, and before you could get a chance to call out to him, he ran away almost quicker than you could process.
GG: about that other day
TG: yeah it would be cool if you could just
TG: forget that ever happened
GG: dave its ok!!!
TG: what
You smile at the screen. Dave is just so silly.
GG: i know what you are
TG: you do
GG: of course i do!! its really obvious actually
TG: well
TG: well ok then say it
Associating only with his family at school, talking about underground bands, and taking photos of nature in secret. How could anyone come to any other possible conclusion?
You say it. Out loud.
GG: ok i did
TG: did you just say it out loud
GG: yes
TG: wow
TG: say it in the chat
GG: ok
GG: ...
GG: .....
GG: ........
TG: wow really
GG: ....................
TG: ok
GG: ...................................
TG: ok thats enough
GG: ...........................................
TG: dramatic pause ok i get it
GG: ................................................!!
TG: oh my god
GG: hipster
TG: finally thank
TG: wait what
TG: no
TG: what
GG: what!!
TG: you were supposed to say vampire
GG: what, you totally are a hipster!!
GG: oh
GG: ...well im still right arent i? :P
TG: no
GG: and if we are still talking about saying things you are
GG: i guess i should say huge dork!!
TG: wow are you serious
TG: im not a dork
TG: im cool
TG: legitimately cool both metaphorically and literally
TG: skin of the undead and all
GG: doooooooork
TG: i am not a dork
GG: fine
GG: let us say that you are not a dork
TG: which im not
GG: and that you are actually cool
TG: which i am
GG: is that why you wear those dumb shades?
TG: rude
GG: :P
GG: or do you wear them so you can hide your vampire eyes??
TG: whoa ok hold up
TG: i wear these shades because theyre cool
TG: in an ironic way of course
GG: of course
TG: if i didnt want anybody to see these lustrous orbs id wear contacts like my sisters
GG: did you just call your eyes lustrous orbs
TG: my life is literally one of your lame fan fictions
TG: why wouldnt i call them lustrous orbs
TG: dont be jealous of my kawaii anime eyes
TG: you know you want these kawaiiyes
You throw your head back and laugh. About three things you are absolutely positive. First, Dave is a vampire. Second, there is a part of him -- and you don’t know how potent that part might be -- that thirsts for your blood.
(Well, you’re assuming, since he hasn’t said anything like that, but he is a vampire, after all. Apparently.)
And third, that he is unconditionally and irrevocably a giant huge dork.
TG: dont pitch a fit harley you dont have to be envious
TG: your eyes are pretty dope too
Also, you might just love him.
<3